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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 11:43

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Do many women shave their vaginas?
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Why does the USA continue to be the driver of the world economy?
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
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share office space ...
Still no good
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When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
No way
What are the common formulas for improvising ornaments in bel canto singing?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!