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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 11:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Do many women shave their vaginas?

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Matching 240 Million-Year-Old Dinosaur Footprints Found on Both Sides of the Atlantic - Indian Defence Review

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Judge extends order suspending Trump’s block on Harvard’s incoming foreign students - CNN

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nvidia and Perplexity Team Up in European AI Push - WSJ

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

How do the Sola Scrptura folks react to the Dead Sea Scrolls and other more recent discoveries of ancient Biblical texts not among those canonized by Martin Luther?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Why does the USA continue to be the driver of the world economy?

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

BlackRock removed from Texas blacklist after climate policy rollback - Financial Times

share office space ...

Still no good

When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Elon Musk’s xAI could become the fourth hectocorn, as it seeks $113 billion valuation in small share sale - Sherwood News

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

No way

What are the common formulas for improvising ornaments in bel canto singing?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

My boyfriend always verbally abuse me and makes me cry. If I try to tell him how hurt I was, he says to me he loves me and can't hurt me but always abuse me. Why?